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Christian Hazel has a bad habit...  
chariotofmanliness
Enthusiast | Posts: 501 | Joined: 10/07
Posted: 02/19/08
05:21 AM

her ya go christian....the e-mail mud was talking about.



Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following
question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your
wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you
do?


Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Cou ld we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?
Should I call 9-1-1 ?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.



Republican's Answer:


BANG!


Southerner's Answer: *

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BA NG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?
Son: Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!  


I work to support my Jeep

 
Juggalo1
User | Posts: 76 | Joined: 11/03
Posted: 02/19/08
06:52 AM

LMAO!!!!!!
Thanks I needed a laugh like that!!!  


 
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