Where do you find a missing picture of a transvestite?  A half and half carton  

my supervisor asked me if i know how to drive a fork lift. i told him i have a class a cdl......i can drive any forkin' thing  

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections.



Terry
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where would you find a turtle with no legs, laying on his back?
right where you left him.....  

ENGLAND.....a one legged man with no arms and three eyes is hitch hiking.
           a guy pulls up and says, "aye aye aye you look 'armless, hop on in.  

this is more of a visual joke.......
you're motoring down the highway and you come up on some signs that say, WORK AREA AHEAD...........you get up there and it's one guy digging a hole while four other guys are leaning on shovels and brooms.

which leads me to this one....
the DMV is switching to shovels equipped with kick stands.