Ok people, please feel free to add your own!

Here goes...

A priest, a mexican and a rabbi walk into a bar. the bartender says, "is this some kind of joke"?  

Q: What do you call Dolly Parton in the bath tub?
A: Islands in the stream.  

Q: How do you put an elephant in your refrigerator?
A: Open door, insert elephant.

Q: How do you get an aligator into your fridge?
A: Open door, REMOVE elephant, insert aligator.

Q: You are walking through the woods, and come across a river guarded by an alligator. The water is roughly 3 feet deep, and there are no bridges nor trees near the river. How do you get across?
A: Simple, wade through the water, take your shoes off if you'd like. Don't worry about the alligator, he's still in your fridge.  

There are two penguins in a shower, one says pass me the soap & the other says "What do you think I am? a typewriter?!"  

There are a few cows walking around in England. They're eating grass & such then one cows asks "Shouldn't we be worried about getting Mad Cow disease?" another replies "It's ok, I'm a helicopter"  

Q. whats white and lives in a tree?
A. a refrigerator.

Q. whats blue and lives in a tree?
A. a refrigerator with a denim jacket on.  

Q:Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
A: So they can hide in Cherry Trees.

Q: How did Tarzan die?
A: Picking Cherry's.

Q: Why do elephants lay upside down with their feet in the air?
A: To trip birds.  

dude...them r sum stale ones  

A little boy and his dad are in the checkout line at the store, behind a large woman in a nurses uniform. All of a sudden, her beeper goes off. The little boy looks at his dad and says,"look out dad, she's backing up"  

Two flies are sitting on a turd. The one fly lifts his leg and cuts one. The other fly looks at him and says,"do you mind? I'm trying to eat over here!"  

what goes clip-clop, clip-clop, bang, bang, clippity, clippity, clippity................. an Amish drive-by shooting....i can say that, because i live in the heart of Pennsylvania Dutch Country    

Haha... nice...

Keep em' coming guys! I know some of you have little kids, you've got to know tons of stupid jokes!  

love the beeper one  

how about this one? the young child calls grandma and asks, "is your refrigerator running?" grandma says, "yes". grand child replies, "quick, go catch it"